There‘s always something happening at the House.

Upcoming Happenings

  • Masculine Drop-In Hours

    October 4th, 17th, 21st, 27th, 31st.

    Swing by and let us tend to you… A quiet space, some decompression or maybe some activation. Whatever it is, come get your needs met by one or maybe a few of our Lover Girls.

    9am - 11pm

    Members ONLY

    RSVP

  • Feminine Drop-In Hours

    October 5th, 10th, 24th

    For when you just need to not be at home. Come catch a vibe and let us gas you up. Read your book, do some work, unfurl and be a girl…

    We’ve gotchu.

    9am - 11pm

    Members ONLY

    RSVP

  • Self Protection Class w/Fay

    November 13th

    One of our long time sisters will be teaching us how to move effectively and confidently when in unfavorable conditions.

    6-8pm

    $30 drop-in

    Members are FREE

    RSVP/Purchase

  • Family Dinner

    October 19th

    Our monthly gathering for sisterhood and study. Bring your curriculum, bring your offering, bring yourself.

    Unwinding and nourishment and play.

    Every THIRD Sunday

    6pm - 9pm

    $20 drop in

    Members are FREE

    RSVP/Purchase

  • Social Club Outing

    October 28th

    Girl Dinner @ Industry Standard!

    We’re gonna go support our homies while enjoying champagne, caviar, cesar salad and incredible vodka pasta… So rich, so sensory, so Lover Girl!

    9pm till whenever

    Members ONLY

    I'm in!

about the

TEA house

TEA House, (Temple of the Esoteric Arts) is a place where art, craft, spirituality and creative tension weave as one. Where we join sanctity with levity.

For the Men, we are a boutique, membership only escort and companionship agency based in the esoteric arts. Activation, satisfaction, company and care live in our motion toward you.

For the Women, the TEA House is a place of respite for, and reverent study of, your Feminine condition. Authentic, supportive and alive Sisterhood abounds here. Remembering your artistry lives here.

For all the rainbow colors in between these black and white poles, we ALL work with our own range of Masculine and Feminine frequencies. The point is still to master your weaving. And we’ll show you how.

Certified and licensed bodyworkers, trainers, nutritionists, stylists, guides and teachers. All TEA House artists and lover girls possess both the formal education and the lived in experience of whatever skills we offer you.

We love you. 💋